Actually, women just get in the way of lust full stop. Whether that's Steven's porn or my gear/beer lust. They're there with their big wooden rolling pins or the frying pan. And I can tell you it gets a hundred times worse when you get married!!!!
OTOH, software is essentially invisible to them unless they're making music with your computer. That's the real reason for the explosion in soft synths. I wonder how many marriages music software has saved - pirated or otherwise.
markholtuk wrote:OTOH, software is essentially invisible to them unless they're making music with your computer. That's the real reason for the explosion in soft synths
markholtuk wrote:Actually, women just get in the way of lust full stop. Whether that's Steven's porn or my gear/beer lust. They're there with their big wooden rolling pins or the frying pan. And I can tell you it gets a hundred times worse when you get married!!!!
markholtuk wrote:Actually, women just get in the way of lust full stop. Whether that's Steven's porn or my gear/beer lust. They're there with their big wooden rolling pins or the frying pan. And I can tell you it gets a hundred times worse when you get married!!!!
Well, I see that sometimes happen to some friends on mine. But guys, don't you have BALLS in your underpants? Knock your fist on the table and say:"Listen Woman! I do what I have to do. If you don't like it, there's the door." Full stop. What do you think she's going to do?
1. Leave: Ok, then you have more time for the funny things in life.
2. Stay and accept that if you want to do something, she cannot stop you from doing.
Now go and get me a beer
Honestly, guys. I see my sister and her husband. He's such a wet fish. Jesus, Maria and Jo. It's like slavery. Work, work more, work in the garden, bring the kids to bed. do this do that. I mean what? The guy works 10 hours a day. That should be his part. The rest is sparetime.
markholtuk wrote:Actually, women just get in the way of lust full stop. Whether that's Steven's porn or my gear/beer lust. They're there with their big wooden rolling pins or the frying pan. And I can tell you it gets a hundred times worse when you get married!!!!
OTOH, software is essentially invisible to them unless they're making music with your computer. That's the real reason for the explosion in soft synths. I wonder how many marriages music software has saved - pirated or otherwise.
Oh sure, women can have Harlequin romance books all over, and lick their lips everytime Brad Pitt comes on the screen... But they find you with a video cassette called 'Eager Beavers' from 1983, you are suddenly the biggest pervert and lowest form of life ever. :rolleyes:
As to the sounds being recognized - my biggest excuse (and more true now then ever...) is 'Oh that's just a sample you're hearing there honey...' And by and large, there are some incedible free .SF2's out there, which I can use as an alibi. Any expensive CD-ROM's that arrive, thankfully they have cheaper covers than most Sample CD's. So I just say 'Oh that's just another demo from some kid in Poughkeepsie...Some gothic thing called 'Church Bells' by the looks of it?' And thankfully, the women never want to hear THAT stuff.
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